Family Night – NeNaTa Restaurant

You can make a lot of safe assumptions when you peek in a Vientiane restaurant to check out the clientele. Mostly Lao people? The restaurant probably serves cheap, delicious, spicy Lao food; the menu most likely won’t include English descriptions of the dishes; and if you don’t speak Lao, you shouldn’t try to place special orders. Mostly expats? The restaurant probably tailors its dishes to our less adventurous palates; the menu likely features illustrations and/or sometimes-decipherable English descriptions; and you can usually find someone who understands your Lao/English/Body Language special requests.

That’s why we felt a bit sorry for the couple who were strolling along the Mekong River, saw our group hanging out at NeNaTa Restaurant on Wednesday and clearly thought to themselves, “Hey if those white people are eating there, it must cater to westerners.”

Ha! Little did they know that it was Family Night! As usual, we ventured out to find a local joint in our neighborhood. It was my turn to pick the place, and I chose this riverside restaurant that you can’t access from the main road. We had to maneuver our motorbikes past the barricades blocking the dirt road that runs along the Mekong from our village to downtown Vientiane. The road is under construction as part of a massive flood-management project. NeNaTa Restaurant is the only eatery along this stretch of road, and we were the only customers (until those other poor saps showed up).

As expected, the menus were devoid of English, and the staff were friendly but monolingual. I called our Lao friend, Lae, and handed the phone to the waitress (cook? owner?). Lae prattled on for about 5 minutes, later explaining that she told the woman foreigners don’t like MSG, bones, blood, animal faces, or anything with a strong smell. We had no idea what she had ordered for us, but it all turned out to be delicious: steamed rice with grilled fish, stir-fried vegetables, deep-fried shrimp, a seafood medley, and stir-fried chicken and veggies.

I don’t know how that other expat couple fared.

Here are some photos.
The “parking lot” was behind the elevated restaurant, which backed up to family garden plots.
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The front overlooked the Mekong, where locals hung out among the construction materials.
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The “family”: Tony, Nikki, Carol, and Jon.
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As we enjoyed the sunset, our view was suddenly blocked by a truck and forklift transporting paving stones.
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Sometimes you just gotta laugh.
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This guy found his own riverside bliss.
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I’ve got to remember to buy one of these lovely toilet paper dispensers for our summer picnics in Michigan.
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There’s my ride. Another fabulous family night.
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One thought on “Family Night – NeNaTa Restaurant”

  1. I love how your Lao friend knows exactly what foreigners like to eat, and more especially what they don’t like to eat! Animal faces, lol!

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